"if im going to be partaking in public urination it will be sober." matthew caputo, age 28, in reference to his two little sisters' drinking habits


"i dont think i could ever be attracted to a guy who swooshes all his hair to one side." maddie duvanich, age 18, in reference to every boy at the show last night.


"ewwww dont ever say that word again, i hate the word pounded." melanie haux, age 20, in reference to my debauchery.



that basically sums up my weekend. i have the funniest friends / family.