no im totally serious.

so tonight, even though there was that random hour long storm, (during which hella trees where blown down all over my neighborhood, sundance is a mess), kali, amy and i decided to rent a movie and go to annies and watch.

i decided i really wanted to see Saw, because even though its a cheesy scary movie, i knew i would still get scared and i LOVE LOVE LOVE getting scared/scary movies. plus amy said it was real good.

so we rent the movie, watch it, i get scared, it ends lamely, and by the time its over we've all laughed so hard that its not really scary anymore. until kali drops me off at my car at panda express and i have to drive home alone in the dark.

but its ok, im chill, im just like whatever, youll be fine, go home go to bed (inner monologue).


but as i pull up to my house there is a giant WOLF/DOG/COYOTE thing running around my front yard street area!!!!!!!!!

i was like ahhhhhh what the fuck, WEREWOLF! i swear to god i knew it was a werewolf, i was like

oh shit, this is it, i knew this shit was real, im gonna die (inner monologue).

so i call my mom, and of course my cell phone isnt getting service to connect to my house phone, which is literally like 10 yards away from where im sitting in my car, while this animal is circling me!

eventually it rings through (fucking northside lack of cell towers) and my mom and sister come out and try to shoo the damn thing away, even though its growling and snarling at them, and like trying to run up at my front door, while im driving around trying to get it to follow me away from the house.

after about 20 minutes of this nonsense, i pull into my driveway and decided to honk my horn a bunch, and it worked, the damn thing ran down the street and i booked it up to my front door and we shut it real fast just as it was running back to the front garden.


oh my god so scary, im totally scared of any animals that arent mine or little, so this damn wolf/coyote bitch scared the shit out of me. there is so much adrenaline pumping through me right now, and i just want to sleep!


basically, fuck Saw, its a bad movie.