hello everyone!

hi, i am alison's tonsils:



great to meet you!

if you go look in the mirror at the back of your throat where your own tonsils are,
you will see the difference between your healthy tonsils, and me, hamburger meat tonsils.


this Friday, the 9th, i will be being removed from alison's throat
so that she may breathe, swallow, and smoke lots of cigarettes,
without coughing up nasty gunk every morning.

because of my removal, alison will be in extreme amounts of pain.
she is required by her doctor to take at least 8-10 days off of work in order to heal.
hopefully she wont die while she is under general anesthestic, or when the knife cuts her open.


alison will just be sitting around her parents house and possibly her apt. after the surgery.
she would love visitors and text msgs, because she wont be able to talk.

every person she has spoken to about getting their tonsils out at her age,
has said it was one of the most painful experiences of their life.
obviously, she is excited.

im scared personally, because im so used to causing sickness and annoyance in her life,
and now ill be gone forever. oh well. maybe shell post sexy picture of her new throat sans me, hamburger meat tonsils.